December 2009
Rochester Pizza Stealers →
pauljscholljr:
You either got to be real stoned, real stupid, or both.
for fucking real?
no sleep 'til Berlin
greeneyedmonster:
Wish me luck kids…. no passport checks… or else I will be hand-cuffed and locked up in a chalet with Polanski
or deported?
imagine....
greeneyedmonster:
It’s 1am. You are staying in a youth hostel.
Last night was the best, you had a 6 bed room all to yourself.
Fast forward to tonight.
Five new German roommates.
You get into bed at 10pm, you aren’t feeling the best because you have been travelling for days.
They ask if it’s okay for them to watch one episode of a series on thir laptops….
Okay.
Three episodes later of How...
BROWNIES LOL
girl: heyy girly *brownies lol*
me: who is this?
girl: sarah *brownies lol*
me: who am i?
girl: serena? *brownies lol*
me: nope. sorry, i'm not a girl and i'm not serena. i think she's been giving out the wrong #.
girl: she's? adrianna gave it to me *brownies lol*
me: well someone is. i've gotten a few txts.
girl: what r u talkin about *brownies lol*
girl: then who is it *brownies lol*
me: someone you don't know.
girl: really. how do you know i dont know you *brownies lol*
me: i don't know a serena sarah or adrianna.
girl: fine *brownies lol*
when did the youthful get so dense and idiotic? what the hell is "*brownies lol*" and why would you even use that as a friggen signature?!
STOP SAYING YR TATTOO "MEANS" SOMETHING
jesseames:
IF IT IS A QUOTE, YOU DON’T NEED TO EXPLAIN IT
IF IT IS A FLOWER, JUST LET IT BE PRETTY, ONLY YOU CARE THAT YR GRANDMA DIED
ETC
ETC
ETC
FUCK YOU
THEN STOP SHOVIN’ UR VAGINA DOWN MY THROAT.
12.12.09
woodentooth:
Animals are being disassembled and reassembled in my kitchen to create a Turducken. I take no part.
is that by way of antonella bonfanti and charlie allen?